Monday, September 25, 2006

கத கேளு..

சில சமயங்களில், சில விஷயங்களை தமிழ் மொழிபடுத்தி அனைவரையும் 'படுத்துவதை' விட நேரடியாக சொல்லுவது எனக்கு மிகவும் பிடிக்கும் அந்த வகையில்....





Son : Pop... what is the Ramayan stuff that all my friends in school talk about..

Pop : So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin'.

Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know... so that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.

But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don't piss this son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him.

So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time's up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home. He, his bro and the wife are back home.

People thought, well, you know, at least they deserve somethin' nice and they didn't have any bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn't take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke. And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too. So it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know.

And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!! Diwali Rocks Maaaan! Got it...

3 Comments:

Blogger கவிதா|Kavitha said...

பட்டாசு காதுல வெடிக்கற மாதிரி இருக்கு.. ஆமா.. இப்படி கூட கதை சொல்லுவாங்களா.. அடடா.. simply superb Karthik, really the boy is "ரொம்ப பாவம்"

9/26/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Srikanth said...

chance e illai karthik.

pop, Bt the way whats this mahabharath is about ?

:)

12/26/2006 06:11:00 PM  
Blogger Karthik Jayanth said...

Hi Srikanth,

thanks for u r visit & comments :)

mahabharath hmm let me think about it :)

12/27/2006 03:08:00 PM  

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